Maybe in the 2030 Melbourne Show, the sheep-shearing contest is conducted with laser-shears.
Perhaps the showbags are now known as ShowSacks. The cheapest ShowSack (Bertie Beetletron) costs a mere $50.
Or could it be the Gravitron will actually split the atoms in your body and shoot them through the space-time continuum? (You’ll still spew, anyway).
Imagine for a second that Melbourne was actually a video game. What would the game-end boss be?
Maybe it’s a certain part of Melbourne that’s a pain in the arse to drive around.
Perhaps it’s some ridiculous Connex mission that you have to overcome.
Or could it be that the final game-end boss is a gigantic John Brumby mutated by a nuclear meltdown, swinging from the Rialto?
Every local suburb has a bit of an odd street. Maybe it’s some local residents that give the place a little too much character.
Possibly it’s some sort of bizarre architecture or local feature that makes the street just a little bit odd, or completely awesome.
Or there’s a great local legend or history around a particular street.
Maybe it’s your favourite street in the CBD and you’ve got a damn good reason or fondly-held memories as to why.
Perhaps it’s a simply just a really fucking stupid name for a street.
So educate your fellow Melburnians about the street oddities of your local suburb!