Imagine for a second that Melbourne was actually a video game. What would the game-end boss be?
Maybe it’s a certain part of Melbourne that’s a pain in the arse to drive around.
Perhaps it’s some ridiculous Connex mission that you have to overcome.
Or could it be that the final game-end boss is a gigantic John Brumby mutated by a nuclear meltdown, swinging from the Rialto?