HEY! It could happen if they get low enough ratings and need to run a special series in Australia! Baywatch did it, and that was ALL class.
So what’s the Melbourne-based disaster that Jack Bauer and the CTU crew would avert – or fail to avert?
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I’m trying to avoid an answer that involves public transport, because that’s just a ‘fish in a barrel’ answer.
I’d guess that Jack would discover that former mayer John So is back, he speaks perfectly clear English (and 12 other languages fluently) and he plans on cutting off all the major sources of coffee beans to the city unless his demands are met. And those are simple – Change the name of Etihad Stadium for a 17th time, and rename is So Stadium
nothing much of a hulla baloo coz if under belly can get away with it in sydney or melbourne why not the likes of 24
Not the coffee beans. ANYTHING BUT THE COFFEE BEANS!!!!!
Brilliant! Defs pitching that one.
Terrorists attempt to attack the MCG and Bourke St Mall on Boxing Day, effectively killing Melbourne’s sporting and shopping hubs on the biggest day of the year. It’s only because of Jack Bauer can a disaster like this be averted
set during a long drought, with water reserves at 30% and dropping, terrorists plan to poison the water supply and blow up the desal plant – or pay them $10B and provide them with 3 seakingss and a ship.
The evil Adam Bandt MP has spread the ‘green’ facist propaganda throughout Melbourne brainwashing innocent lil children and university students, it has now starting it spread across rest of Victoria encouraged by his Dark Overlord Bob Brown hidden deep inside the forest of Tasmania.
The Australian Fed Govt is poweless & spinless to do anything to stop this & continue bowing & obeying to their every command.
Until the Victorian Govt had enough and decides to hire the services of Jack Bauer & his team to stop the spread of such Greens propaganda once and for all.
His team secretly arrive in Melbourne at Tullamarine airport posing as American Tourists. They get on the Airport to City bus and begin their journery to end the tyranny of the Greens propaganda for good of all Australians!