Oh boy, I’m going to hope that everyone’s minds aren’t in the gutter, and this doesn’t turn out to be the worst question I’ve added…
So – if you could turn invisible, what would you do in Melbourne?
Would you sneak into the halls of state parliament and observe the secret goings-on behind closed doors?
Perhaps you’d spend your time tripping over public transport ticket inspectors.
Or should I simply acknowledge the fact that most of you would head straight to the changerooms of your favourite sporting team, to watch everyone in the showers?
{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }
taking a risk, going first…
…let’s face it, most of us would stalk those who we are (still) in lust/love with, to see if we were on their radar – in a good way.
make myself seen!
Check out all the places I would *never* get into otherwise. Like where the rich and the famous hang out.
Fast-track the development of invisible cloaks, as walking around naked would get freaking cold.
I’d hang out in some of those private gardens at the top of Collins Street.
ridin the cruise ships along the yarra and goin inside the afl locker rooms and peeve (joke)
I ride a bicycle, I’m already invisible. Sorry Mate, I Didn’t See You.
I would run across the MCG during a Geelong match and pinch Jimmy Bartel on the bum.
I would go on a V-Line train – first class.
I would go on the scenic railway and make ghost noises
I would then go to Acland street and nick one of the yummiest cakes I could find.
I would go to the museum and sit on Pharlap.
I would sit in the Foyer of the poshest hotels and listen to the conversations of some celebs.
I would go to every car with a parking ticket, collect them, find the ticket inspector and throw all the tickets up in the air and scare the living daylights out of him.
Go to the Melbourne Club. I’m not allowed normally.
go to the grand final !
I would sing & dance in the middle of the city, go to clubs (for free of course!) and dance in comfortable shoes.
I would visit celebrities and listen to their gossip.
I would go to Brunetti’s, Ganache, LuxBite and all other yummy dessert places and try their sweets.
I would go to fancy restaurants and eat off other people’s food (since I can’t order them myself).
Man, I really wish I could be invisible for one day.
The Melbourne or Australia Club, I’ve always wondering what actually goes on in there.
High Roller’s Room at Crown
The kitchen at Vue de Monde, where the magic happens!
Pull down hipster’s pants!