I guess we have all left our vomity stamp on the kerbs of Melbourne at some stage. However, sometimes there’s adventures that are so epic, they’re burnt into your brain for a long time afterwards.
Here’s your chance to share your stories. What’s the most insane drunk thing you’ve ever managed to pull off in Melbourne?










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Not really epic, but amusing to me. I got escorted out of crown, for drunkenly handing out how to quit gambling cards as well as sticking them onto pokie machines, and making enquiries to why there was naked ken dolls.
After a traditional chicken & campers brekky by the Yarra, I then ended up IN said Yarra with a very handsome naval officer, and later disappeared behind a bush with him. Or – we *thought* we’d disappeared – apparently quite a few passers-by, and a couple of my friends, saw us!
In a park in Kensington at about 3am, having had most of a bottle of rum with some mates. I heard some rustling from a dark corner and got quite paranoid. On closer investigation, turns out it was a goat in some kind of community farm thing.
Scared the living daylights out of me.
Twas Dec,1975 .I was 18 and had gone to Melbourne for big life ,from Adelaide, after finishing high school .I went in the stock exchange because i was curious to see what it was, and this guy suddely grabbed me and hugged me, he had just won about 500.000 in stocks.Mate lets go to the pub he said, i shout.
About 20 beers later we left and i woke up in the morning sleeping under a bench in a central town park , with a light rain falling .
Once I was on my honeymoon and my husband and I went to a bar and I had eleven beers and 4 shots and had to be carried
Got stuck in the hole in the wishing tree at Sky high resturant in the Dandenongs.