Imagine if a new version of Grand Theft Auto was released, and our city was the star… what exactly would happen in the game?
What crimes would you commit, and what missions would you have to complete? Any particular areas of town that’d be featured?
Share your ideas!
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(the West side *cough cough*)
- a whole section dedicated to the suspect stuff that goes in in King St & Chinatown
- parachuting off the Skydeck
- dumping a body off the Queens Bridge
- a shootout in the Casino
- hijacking a train from Flinders
- driving a tank through the Grand Final
- poisoning someones latte in Degraves St
I’d like to see cameo appearances from the Kew dancing guy, Louie the Big Issue vendor, Bernadette the blind piano accordion busker, Archie, Grant the street poet and the Sonic Manipulator.
Also, a high-speed chase with Connex inspectors after riding the tram with no ticket. In fact, if you could hijack trams, that would be awesome. Perhaps a really slow-speed chase on Puffing Billy, too.
Bonus points for correctly performing hook turns.
And when you lose a life and the cabbie picks you up to return you to your last save point, he doesn’t know where it is — despite initially insisting he does — and has to type it very slowly into his SatNav while blaring bad Bhangra dance music.
Be nice to involve Wobbie’s World in some way, too…
# a lap of albert park gp track.
# a lap of calder race circuit then onto the thunderdome.
# a lap of sandown.
# thrashing your car on citylink.
# beach road taking out cyclists.
#taking out cabbies who talk on their phones
#getting into fights with uptight lycra clad cyclists
#Mission through Chaps on a Saturday night – must involved Revolver
#high jacking a jet boat through the yarra
#mission through laneways involving dramatic interactions with waiters & tapas
#Blade fights
#inner city roof jumping
# a chase through a council estate flat
#releasing horses from the flemington the night before Melbourne Cup
#hijacking the horse and carriage on a chase through the city
# Parts of town that would be good fun: CBD, Southbank, Docklands, Carlton, Chapel Street, Port Melbourne,
Fights in Myers City Store.
Kidnapping Ted Baillieu
Running around the Zoo and the royal botanic gardens.
Being in the MCG fighting.
A Merc. would be parked out front of the Richmond Commission Towers