red-light-bulbBrothels do their very best to disguise themselves within the city and suburbia… badly. Most attempts to conceal brothels as innocuous residential houses or other kinds of businesses are usually so painful, they’re amusing.

Let’s face it, we’ve all had a little giggle at how badly some of these businesses camouflage into their surroundings. Time to share our favourites.

Which badly disguised brothel always gives you a giggle?

Thanks to @griffynn for today’s question suggestion!


12 Responses to “Where is Melbourne’s most ridiculously obvious brothel?”

  1. Airdrie Makim says:

    The one I drive past a lot on Lygon St is pretty hilarious. Pickwood Lodge its called. Man, that place is quite the eyesore!

  2. Virginia Streit says:

    California Girls! I mean, the big pink Cadillac out front isn’t exactly the epitome of subtlety.

  3. Dan says:

    The Candy Club, Richmond.

  4. Milorad Ivovic says:

    Clever way to expose the regulars ;)

  5. Grant Macdonald says:

    Every address in South Melbourne. They’re all houses of ill repute, aren’t they?

  6. Guest says:

    Club Keys in Cheltenham, it has no windows. always makes me smile

  7. Fi says:

    The Scarlett Lady behind Mosskitos in clifton hill!! sooo obvious!! theres this massive murel on the wall leading up to it! stodge!

  8. Pee says:

    Images in North Melbourne for sure.

  9. melbourne says:

    Daily Planet, because it isn’t really disguised at all, which is odd, but I guess this may say something about St Kilda and it’s surrounding suburbs….

    I don’t really like that place, especially at night…. it’s less safer than Dandynong.

  10. goerge says:

    Ok, here’s a photo of the Scarlet Lady.. pretty subtle I would have thought..
    http://www.sexinthecity.com.au/profile-images/The-Scarlet-Lady,127/The-Scarlet-Lady-photo_306.jpg

  11. Tracy says:

    Obvious, let’s see

    http://www.southsidex.com

    We’re on Melbournism, how much more obvious could we be?

  12. Sam says:

    ledies for gentlemen, richmond.. nice and obvious

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