Where is the most epic place you’ve vomited in Melbourne?

vomiting_clownThis was too good a question suggestion not to run. It probably won’t be pretty, but everyone’s got a good Melbourne vom story.

So – where is the most epic place that you or a friend have vomited in this city? Any interesting stories to tell?

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Ken Thompson

I once turned a yellow cab into a red cab with red wine spew all down the side…at least I didn’t throw up inside it!

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Jaam

Caulfield Reserved Park (not so sure about the name though, but the one at the intersection opposite Monash (Caulfield campus)). It happened like 5 years ago. I was not feeling so well on that day and gotta blamed on Banana Milkshake – -”

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chucky

i once hurled in the bin and surrounding area outside the metro nightclub, it was like 4 in the arvo.. there were 200 kids lined up waiting with their mums to go into an underage gig… im just glad it was pre iphone days.

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The Hooded Ashamed

Inside a club with nowhere to run, it was either in the hood of my jumper……..or on a crowded dancefloor. i chose the hood.

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Bec

lunar park…in front of a bunch of kids who just stared at me horrified.

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rockcriedout

on the corner of king and little collins sts at 10am on a sunday morning on my way to work.

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Bec

shrine of rememberance for the dawn service.
im not a morning person.

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Penny

The Richmond Club Hotel toilets. I vomited in the toilet and flushed the toilet while still on my knees…I then proceeded to wash my mouth with the flushing water.

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courtney

in my high school principals backyard

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Robert

I drove my best friend and girlfriend over the westgate bridge whilst they both vomited out their windows.

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Jeff

Way back when I was a young fella it was my birthday and we’d had many beers and shots of Tequila at ET’s in Prahran. When that closed we jumped in a cab to go to the Suga Shack in the city. We packed 4 into a 4 seater cab so I had to sit on the front passengers lap.. About 5 minutes into the journey I power puked all over the windscreen, myself, my mate and the cabby.

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Todd

A rather unfortunate projectile on a VERY busy Saturday night out the window of a cab driving past Eve!

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Ashamed

On the stairs at Stylus in Ferntree Gully. Circa 1990. Classy.

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alec

I threw up into the Yarra once. Doesn’t get much more Melbourne than that.

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Sacha

AC/DC lane! Had agood sleep there also afterwards ! ;-)

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Nordette

I didn’t do the vomit but once saw a seagull eating someone’s vomit on Southbank at 6am one sunday..

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