Your definition of what makes a wanker may be different to everyone else – but you know one when you see one.
Certain areas of Melbourne are absolutely chockers with wankers… the population needs to be warned.
Let’s settle this once and for all – name and shame the square kilometre of Melbourne which features the highest concentration of wankers, and give your evidence why.
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There are wankers all over Melbourne. But eventually they all end up in Portsea.
The square klm around ULR Landrover in Malvern Road on a Saturday morning.
Fitzroy
Port Melbourne. More lycra per capita than any other suburb in Melbourne.
Toorak without a doubt!
Any watering hole, on Friday afternoon, involving shirt and tie clad patrons.
Oh yes!
Last wanker i encountered recently was in St.Kilda
Wouldn’t it be Spring Street, Melbourne.
Generally the block of Chapel Street between Toorak Rd and Malvern/Commercial Road (from Commerical Rd down its all about cool)
King Street.
Your carnium must be protecting some very valuable brains.
Hey “Satch”. Obviously your’s isn’t. It’s “cranium” wanker!!
Definitely Chapel st between Toorak & Commercial rds. Shopping centres or strips in Malvern, Toorak, Armadale from 9 – 3 especially. Any gym in Malvern or Armadale at 9am. Non-working Mums in huge overpriced 4WDs!
Definitely the weirdos in Brunswick st ! Go get a bath and some decent clothes!
The bi-cameral chambers of our Westminster system stand alone; closely followed by the law courts.. Dress code really? and the financial end of town….