typical-yuppieYour definition of what makes a wanker may be different to everyone else – but you know one when you see one.

Certain areas of Melbourne are absolutely chockers with wankers… the population needs to be warned.

Let’s settle this once and for all – name and shame the square kilometre of Melbourne which features the highest concentration of wankers, and give your evidence why.

11 Responses to “Which square kilometre of Melbourne has the most wankers?”

  1. Nell says:

    There are wankers all over Melbourne. But eventually they all end up in Portsea.

  2. Stacey says:

    The square klm around ULR Landrover in Malvern Road on a Saturday morning.

  3. Heidi says:

    Fitzroy

  4. kate says:

    Port Melbourne. More lycra per capita than any other suburb in Melbourne.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Toorak without a doubt!

  6. Ryan says:

    Any watering hole, on Friday afternoon, involving shirt and tie clad patrons.

  7. Stacey says:

    Nell: There are wankers all over Melbourne. But eventually they all end up in Portsea.

    Oh yes!

  8. Pop Pulp! says:

    Last wanker i encountered recently was in St.Kilda

  9. Wouldn’t it be Spring Street, Melbourne.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Generally the block of Chapel Street between Toorak Rd and Malvern/Commercial Road (from Commerical Rd down its all about cool)

  11. Guest says:

    King Street.

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